Monday, August 17, 2015

Now that SPECTER is out, Johnny asked me to provide a little background about myself. So I thought I'd share this high school photo and share a little story about when I was in St. Athalbert's Middle School in Chicago.

After school one day, my best friend Gloria and I tied our white blouses at the waist and rolled up our pleated uniform skirts, wearing so much mascara, eye shadow and blush we looked like cadaveras in search of a wake. We took the El to the loop for a little shopping. As soon as we sauntered into Marshall Fields we were shadowed by house dicks who decided we were there for the five-finger discount. We lingered in the lingerie department to embarrass them and then browsed the bling. We dallied among the dresses and Gloria joked that not even white girls were as white as the mannequins. There was no sense in visiting the shoe department; the sales staff there insisted on measuring your stocking feet before trying on anything. On the way out, at the door, a store detective nabbed our collars and demanded we open our purses. The grim man pulled out packs of gum, crumpled tissues, keys, peppermints, a tampon. He asked, “Do those skirts have pockets?” Gloria opened her lipsticked mouth to reply Don’t you wish, so you could search them, too but I elbowed her. 
            “No, officer,” I said politely.
He cocked his head, reading our faces, and I worried that, given my blushing cheeks, we might be in for a pat-down in the office. But he let us pass. He kept a narrowed eye on us through the display window. On the sidewalk, out of earshot, I waved my hands, irritated to no end.  The nerve. They tailed us just because we’re brown. I mean, how could you just walk out with stuff, anyway? Easy, Gloria told me – walk out wearing it. She pulled her hair back to reveal the lifted earrings. ¿Gloria, estás loco? I scolded. But it was half in horror and half in admiration. I knew that with my pleated plaid skirt and white socks, I couldn’t walk out wearing those Salvatore Ferragamo high heels  I had admired instead of my boring Buster Browns.

Thanks, Selena. Now we can see that your interest in shoes goes back a long way.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Here is one of the first long reviews of SPECTER. 

SPECTER reviewed by: John Konecsi for Examiner.com
Rating: 5 stars of 5


In Bleeder, by John Desjarlais, we were introduced to philosophy professor Reed Stubblefield, who thought in Aristotle quotes. During a bit of R and R in the countryside, in a quiet, sleepy little village right out of a Miss Marple novel, he meets a priest, the local stigmatic. When the priest is murdered, Reed becomes the primary suspect. What follows is an intricate, brilliant work that Agatha Christie would have been happy with. Desjarlais' prose is tight, erudite and powerful. His vocabulary is well-used. He knows how to engage the reader, and is very good with turning a phrase. I enjoyed this book, and I was surprised by the villain-reveal at the end. Five stars all the way.
In Viper, new names appear in the local church's book of the dead. Except, none of these people are dead yet. When the names on the list begin to correlate to the fresh homicides in the neighborhood, it's clear that this is a hitlist. At the bottom of that list is the former undercover DEA agent Selena De La Cruz. Selena's passions are guns, shoes, fast cars, and kickboxing, so if someone wants to kill her, it's going to be a fight they're going to regret. It was more of a thriller than Bleeder, though it's set in the same universe -- Selena is even dating Reed. This was a fun, solid ride from start to finish. My only problem with the book was the unrealistic character of a DEA agent who was not only racist, but whose solution to everything was a SWAT team breaking down the front door (Seriously, how did the guy not get fired? Did he have a relative in the hierarchy? Was he a nephew to the AG?). Even that only knocks it down to a 4.5 star rating.
Finally, we come to Desjarlais' third book, Specter.
In our opening prologue, a Cardinal is murdered in an orchestrated hit that looks like the end of a brilliantly executed caper movie ... only with an assassination. The incident is loosely based off of the death of Cardinal Ocampo in 1993, which was presumed to be the worst case of timing and luck on the planet Earth.
But what if it wasn't?
16 years later, former undercover DEA agent Selena De La Cruz (of Vihttp://amzn.to/1Ff8x4aper) is about to get married to Reed Stubblefield (of Bleeder), and then the Vatican comes by and says "Hi, we think your family was in on the hit, and you were in town at the time."
And we're off to the races.
A fun part of this is the dynamic between Reed and Selena. Bleeder was very much Reed's book, where Selena first appeared. Viper was all Selena, with a few cameos by Reed. Specter is their book. Even the alternating points of views (third person personal) are very distinct. Their chemistry is very much a part of the narrative as it is part of their relationship. She's very a very tough, outgoing modern woman who has little problem with a shootout, and he's a quiet, bookish, old-fashioned gentleman who thinks in Aristotle quotes. And I really like these two together, even though we hadn't seen much of their developing relationship. Looking at the two of them deal with the trials of dealing with the wedding is more than enough evidence for why these two belong together.
There's even one entire conversion that sums it up quite nicely.
Him "We're incompatible. I'm North Side, you're South Side. I'm Cubs, you're white Sox .... I'm publicly-employed pro-union Democrat for gun control and you're small-business owner-Republican with a gun....I drive a Volvo, you drive a Charger."
Her: "My godmother is very traditional and is having a hard time thinking of me as Selena Perez de La Cruz Stubblefield."
"You don't have to adopt my last name..."
See what I mean? They work so well together, I'm surprised more of this wasn't a romance novel. I would have read it twice for banter like that.
Okay, the fact that John Desjarlais has a female badass teamed up with the nerd just like I did in The Pius Trilogy really doesn't have anything to do with my enjoyment of the book. Honest. It just works really well. It's like Baldacci's King and Maxwell series -- they just have this great dynamic together. And if you don't like Baldacci, don't worry, that's the only overlap I can think of.
As for the rest ... if you're thinking that this is going to be exactly like Bleeder or Viper, it is and it isn't. The overall plot feels like an excuse to watch Reed and Selena on screen, which, frankly, I'm happy with. If you read Desjarlais' books for the intricate puzzle solving (like Bleeder), you're going to be disappointed. If you're in this only for a knock-down shootout (like Viper), you're going to enjoy the second half of the book a lot.
There is also the best look at supernatural phenomenon I've seen in years. Even little conversations like "ever have a seance or use a ouja board? Those things attract all sorts of nasty things." Awesome.
However, if you want to read this book to follow Reed and Selena, dive right in. As far as I'm concerned, these two are right up there with Nick and Nora Charles. And, from what I've heard, Chesterton Press wants more books in this universe from John Desjarlais, despite that it's "just" a trilogy.
Frankly, I own all six Nick and Nora Charles movies, so I'm perfectly happy with the idea that we'll see more of these two.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Now that SPECTER is out, some groups may want to gather to read/discuss it. So may I present:

SPECTER Discussion Guide
By John Desjarlais
SPECTER is the third novel in a contemporary mystery series. While it can be read as a stand-alone, an acquaintance with the earlier two entries can be useful. Story summaries for BLEEDER and VIPER appear below.
The questions can be used in a single meeting or, as in some college classes, in two weekly meetings – reading the first half of the book in Week 1 and the rest in Week 2.

Some notes for discussion facilitators:
  1. Read the book yourself first – OK, this may be obvious. But you’ll want to allow yourself time to think about the book and prepare before your group meets.
  2. Take note of important passages/pages – Read with a pencil in hand and take note of passages that struck you, or things that you think might come up in discussion. Write the page numbers somewhere – in the blank pages at the back of the book, or in a note book - so you can find the passages during the discussion.
  3. Let others talk – You’re a facilitator, not a teacher. So ask questions, and invite questions from others.  Let others in the group speak first. Your first task is to provide a welcoming climate that promotes conversation and helps all participants feel like their opinions are valuable. Don’t be afraid of silences. People are thinking. There’s usually no need to jump in if no one answers right away. Sometimes – if everyone looks puzzled instead of pondering - you’ll just need to rephrase the question.
  4. Remain flexible and be alert to making connections – You have some prepared questions in this guide, but you needn’t march through them in order. Someone might pipe up early with a comment that Question #4 or #5 addresses. That’s ok, go with the flow. You are the facilitator, and you can go with whatever order seems to work. If you go in order, connect an answer to a question with the next question. By connecting people's comments to the prepared questions, you'll build a sense of unity and direction in the discussion.
  5. Still waters run deep – While you don't want to pressure anyone, you want participants to feel that their views are valued. If you have a few talkative people who always dive in, keeping others quiet, try directing a question to a specific person. A simple “Leslie, what did you think about that?” will do. This can help draw out the quieter people (and let the more active people realize that others deserve a turn).
  6. Be careful about digressions – People join book discussion groups because they like to read and learn – and socialize. Off topic conversations are ok, but people are here because they’ve spent a few hours reading a book and expect to talk about it now. It is your job as the facilitator to identify digressions and gently draw the conversation back to the book. Save casual conversation for a refreshments time to follow the discussion.
  7. Don't feel as though your group must answer all the questions - The questions are here as a guide only. It isn’t a quiz. Maybe you’ll only get through a few, and maybe you’ll decide to select only a few from the guide to use. That’s fine. Group members will likely come up with their own questions, too. Keep an eye on the clock and conclude the discussion near the agreed-upon time, rather than pressing on to finish everything you prepared.
  8. Closing the conversation - One good way to close the conversation and help people summarize their opinions is to ask each person to give the book a 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 star rating. If someone has been taking notes, perhaps the group could agree to post a review at Amazon.com that would assist other readers and groups.
  9. Getting some background – A. There might be interest in the real crime that prompts the story. While Appendix I provides some updates not covered in the story itself, you could also use an Internet search engine to find “Cardinal Posadas Ocampo” for additional research. B. The story might raise an interest in ‘ghosts.’ Be careful here. There is a great deal of uninformed secular speculation fueled by popular TV shows. Given the Catholic context of the novel, it would help to focus attention on the Catholic understanding of the afterlife. A search for “Catholic teaching on ghosts” will lead to trustworthy sources. Here is an especially helpful one:  http://irenaeusgsaintonge.blogspot.com/2011/05/catholic-teachings-on-ghosts.html

This SPECTER summary may be useful in promoting your book club/discussion:
1993: the Cardinal of Guadalajara is gunned down at the international airport just before meeting the Papal Nuncio coming for a state visit.
2008: The Vatican re-opens the case, no longer convinced the Cardinal was accidentally caught in the crossfire of rival drug gangs.
Now: Former DEA Special Agent Selena De La Cruz is asked to join the investigation, since her Papá – a former Mexican oil company executive and diplomat – may have had a part in the murder, resulting in his own death. But what, exactly, was his part? With fiancé Reed Stubblefield, Selena digs up clues only to uncover a shocking family secret that threatens to destroy those she loves the most. And is she merely dreaming about Papá, or is he appearing to her from Beyond the Grave to deliver a warning?

DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
1. Reed Stubblefield and Selena De La Cruz first met in BLEEDER and became engaged in VIPER. How would you describe their relationship and individual personalities? What attracts them to each other – after all, Reed acknowledges that even apart from their Anglo/Latin difference they seem to be “incompatible. I’m North Side, you’re South Side.  I’m Cubs, you’re White Sox. I drive a Volvo, you drive a Charger.”

2. What seems to be troubling, or repelling, in their relationship?

3. What do we learn about the relationships within Selena’s family? How does Selena’s relationship with her deceased father and pious godmother complicate her life with Reed?

4. Why does Madrina believe Papá is appearing to them from Purgatory? What is your understanding of this belief? What do you make of Selena’s explanation of it on page 57-58? You can see the official Catholic teaching in the Catechism of the Catholic Church, paragraphs 1030, 1031, and 1032: http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p123a12.htm
There is a small ‘museum’ in Rome that displays items purportedly proving the existence of this intermediary state and the ‘ghostly’ appearances of suffering souls to the living: find it at http://www.traditioninaction.org/religious/e048-Museum_1.htm

5. “Ghosthunter” hobbyist Sean explains ‘ghosts’ from a Catholic perspective on page 125-126. How does his explanation compare to secular representations in popular TV shows? Why is it important for Sean to pray for spiritual protection before proceeding with his investigation?

6. Do Reed and Selena react to various revelations the way you think you would in a similar situation? Do you find their actions troubling? Are their actions consistent with their characters? How do they change through the course of the story? What events trigger such changes? What do you make of Selena’s somewhat flirty attraction to Von Bingen?

7. Is “The Beast” a prop or another male character?

8. What kinds of ‘secrets’ drive the story? What effects do secrets have on family life? How is forgiveness possible when family secrets have such profound, long-lasting effects?

9. What actors would you cast in the roles of the characters if the book were made into a motion picture?

10. The Vatican still regards the true case of the Cardinal’s assassination open. SPECTER proposes a resolution to the case. Do you find it plausible?

11. What did you think of the final confrontation? The ending? What does the Biblical quote in the “Epilogomenon” add to the resolution of the story?

12. Do the location and environment of the book color the telling of the story or are they merely a backdrop? What effects do the settings have on the central characters?

13. Characters change in a story, but do you, the reader, feel 'changed' in any way? Did the story expand your range of experience, challenge your assumptions or affirm your beliefs?

14. If you could ask the author a question, what would you ask? Have you read other books by the same author? If so, how does this book compare? (Consider inviting the author to ‘meet’ the group via Skype or a conference call – jjdesjarlais (at) johndesjarlais (dot) com).

15. If you gave the book a rating of one to five stars (five being high), what would you give it? What would you say in a one-or-two sentence review to explain your rating? Consider posting your ratings/reviews to amazon.com or goodreads.com

BLEEDER Summary:
When classics professor Reed Stubblefield is disabled in a school shooting, he retreats to a rural Illinois cabin to recover and to write a book on Aristotle in peace. Oddly, in the chill of early March, the campgrounds and motels of tiny River Falls are filled with the ill and infirm -- all seeking the healing touch of the town’s new parish priest, reputed to be a stigmatic. Skeptical about religion since his wife’s death from leukemia, Reed is nevertheless drawn into a friendship with the cleric, Rev. Ray Boudreau, an amiable Aquinas scholar with a fine library --  who collapses and bleeds to death on Good Friday in front of horrified parishioners. A miracle? Or bloody murder? Once Reed becomes the prime 'person of interest' in the mysterious death, he seeks the truth with the help of an attractive local reporter and Aristotle’s logic before he is arrested or killed -- because not everyone in town wants this mystery solved...

 Reviews of BLEEDER: 
"Pure enjoyment!"
Seattle Post Intelligencer
"Crisp and original...It keeps the reader trying to guess whodunit, just as a good mystery should; and, as the better representatives of its kind do, it also provides an ending of suspense and real surprise. Any fan of mysteries would enjoy this novel, but for those who also enjoy reading the prose of a master craftsman, I would recommend it even more highly."
St. Austin Review
"Smart, frequently witty, and beautifully researched (the author’s paraphrasing of Aristotle’s logic is an intellectual delight), it is refreshing to read a book where faith is neither demanded, nor held up to ridicule."
Mystery Scene

VIPER summary:
Haunted by the loss of her brother to drugs and a botched raid that ended her career with the DEA, insurance agent Selena De La Cruz hoped to start afresh in rural Illinois. But her gung-ho former boss needs her back to hunt “The Snake,” a dealer she helped arrest who is out of prison and systematically killing anyone who ever crossed him. His ‘hit list’, appended to a Catholic Church’s All Souls Day ‘Book of the Deceased,’ shows Selena’s name last. Working against time, small town prejudice and the suspicions of her own Latino community, Selena races to find The Snake before he reaches her name while a girl visionary claims a “Blue Lady” announces each killing in turn. Is it Our Lady of Guadalupe or, as others believe, the Aztec goddess of Death?
(VIPER was a 2013 Catholic Arts and Letters Award Finalist)

VIPER reviews:
"Compelling characters, an engaging plot and a 'can't put it down' vibe combine to make Viper another literary jewel from one of my favorite novelists, John Desjarlais. Viper picks up where Desjarlais' hit Bleeder left off, and John's writing is better than ever. The cultural underpinnings that color Viper are rich, diverse and well researched, and its action and dialogue will have you instantly connecting with heroine Selena De La Cruz.”
     Lisa M. Hendey, Founder of CatholicMom.com

"Entertaining and thrilling...a fascinating mystery and a fun read, with more substance than your average best-seller."
     St. Austin Review 

SPECTER is finally available! Here's what showed up in the mail last week. At last! To read the first 40 pages free, visit my editor's website:

To purchase, visit the publisher’s website:

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Prototype for the cover -- still rough, but coming along. The release date is March 20.


Thursday, March 5, 2015

Saturday, January 31, 2015

The Eternity of Baseball

I told my Composition students that I'd post my essay draft here. It follows:

People complain that baseball is a slow game. At least too slow for television. So, a few years ago, professional baseball adopted “hurry up rules” to answer this criticism. Yet while the average game in 1960 lasted 2 hours 20 minutes, the average game today is 3 hours. Baseball, it appears, resists time limits.
            One might say baseball is beyond time. The game is not played against a clock, which makes basketball and football – along with their rectangular fields of play – more suitable for television. Those games feel faster with their start-stop, left-right action. But baseball is played in innings which theoretically can go on forever. Baseball is potentially eternal.
            I learned this while playing baseball as a boy in a sandy field next to a cemetery in northern Massachusetts. The field lay below a grassy hill which was fenced around the top and filled with headstones. An asphalt road, veined with cracks, ran up the field’s middle past low scrub and clumps of grass. At one end was a chain link fence and gate and at the other end, a sharp curve up into the cemetery itself. At the elbow of the curve we dropped home plate, a spare roof shingle from Eddie’s garage, and we hit toward the fence, the home-run line.
            In a way, our field resembled Fenway Park in Boston: the pines on the hill to the left resembled the infamous Green Monster. The low, lumpy shrubs made right field as unpredictable as Fenway’s nooks and crannies. And in our twelve-year-old minds, we were the Bosox pursuing the pennant that year in 1967, the 100-to-1 shot Cinderella team of Yaz, Conigliaro, Petrocelli, and Lonborg. We took turns being Yaz. Eddie did a good imitation of announcer Mel Parnell and called the play-by-play. He hung his transistor radio on his bike’s banana seat so we could hear the real game while we played.
            At Cemetery Field, since there were only three or four of us playing at any time, we used “ghost runners” (though I wouldn’t want to press the cemetery imagery too far). We ignored innings and games; we played from dawn to dark for what seemed a timeless forever (again, not to push the cemetery idea too much). We only stopped for lightning storms and funerals, Acts of God (OK, so I am pushing the cemetery idea). If my Mom heard us stomping in early, kicking off our sneakers and snapping open Cokes, she asked “Another parade, boys?” That’s what the funerals looked like. A line of cars driving with their brights behind a hearse processed up the pavement while we stood aside, caps off. The cars curved up and right into the cemetery, like Eddie’s bad pitches. And when the last car crossed over home plate, it was easy to see that baseball, and life, and death had one thing in common: going home.

* * *

            Baseball is played in a “park” or a “field,” never a “stadium,” (sorry, Yankee Stadium) for historical reasons.
            When the game developed during the late 19th Century, before lights and broadcast contracts, it was played under the sun in a green oasis in the middle of America’s smoky cities. For factory workers, the “park” provided an escape from the tyranny of the punch-clock. For just a little while, men who had left the pastures and fields of rural America in search of a future returned to their unhurried past and to a place of fresh-cut grass, open sky, and time measured by shadows and stars.
            Today, however, urgency and noise have overwhelmed the once-peaceful parks. Monstrous “Jumbotrons” flash highlights and tell fans when to cheer. Raucous music blares between innings. Cell phones twitter like starlings beneath the bleachers, showing instant replays in streaming video.
            Is this necessary? How did we come to this?
            Baseball’s television ratings steadily declined over the 1990’s, losing young viewers to faster back-and-forth games played against an urgent clock. Fox broadcasters tried bringing video-game graphics and sound effects to the rescue, but viewers kept leaking away until 2003 when it seemed possible the Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox might meet in the World Series, which surely would have signaled the apocalypse.
            It didn’t happen.
            But miracles still do. In the next season, the Sox routed the mighty Yanks against impossible odds, and then swept the Cardinals to win the World Series for the first time in 86 years.
            For Boston fans, the time mattered – even though the game itself is an escape from time.
            Plato said “Time is the image of eternity.” He was wrong. Baseball is. Strangely, with instant replay, we can now travel in time, back-and-forth, as many times as we want. We can slow time, stop it, reverse it. As in eternity, time in baseball is non-linear and doesn’t truly exist.

Just don’t be late for the first pitch.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

short story collection FREE

My short story collection, "Blood of the Martyrs and other stories", will be available as a free Kindle download next week, 7/29-8/1. This giveaway is in conjunction with the Catholic Writers Guild LIVE Conference and the Catholic Marketing Network trade show in Chicago. Don't have a Kindle? No problem: the Kindle app is free for all devices. You'll find the ebook here: http://www.amazon.com/Blood-Martyrs-other-stories-Desjarlais-ebook/dp/B00A1CUBA6/ref=sr_1_7?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1406388389&sr=1-7&keywords=john+desjarlais

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Self-pubbing basics

I'll be sharing my self-pubbing experiences at the Karitos Arts Festival in July. The following links are mainly for attendees who would like more information than my brief session (and limited experience) can afford.

http://davidgaughran.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/self-publishing-basics1.pdf

http://janefriedman.com/2013/04/21/how-to-publish-an-ebook/


Tuesday, June 11, 2013

SPECTER cover art

Got the cover art for SPECTER yesterday. It's draft 1.

Monday, May 20, 2013

SPECTER in progress

I just finished the first draft of the the third installment in the mystery/thriller series, entitled SPECTER. It's a novella, weighing in at about 29,000 words. This was my Sabbatical project, and I plan to self-publish it this summer. Selena De La Cruz is back. This time it's personal.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

I'll be a panelist at the Midwest Mystery Showcase in Waukesha WI in April. Many writers from the region are coming to talk about the craft and the biz.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Near 7,000 words on the draft of the 'Viper' sequel. It's slower going than I thought it might. Blending a story with a true-life crime is proving more challenging than I expected.

Monday, December 31, 2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

story published in 'Lit Noir'

The title story of my collection, "Blood of the Martyrs," was reprinted this month in 'Lit Noir,' an e-zine sold through Amazon's Kindle store for $1 at: http://www.amazon.com/Lit-Noir-Magazine-ebook/dp/B00A6WG8DA/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1352930870&sr=1-1&keywords=Lit+Noir+%237

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Blood of the Martyrs published!

I just uploaded my short story collection, "Blood of the Martyrs and other stories," to Amazon Kindle Select! It should be available for downloads in about 12 hours for $1.99. Raise a glass!

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Here's the cover art for my upcoming short story collection. It should be out on Kindle later this Fall.

Monday, July 9, 2012

why we love a mystery


This week on the NY Times Bestseller list, 5 of top 10 bestsellers in fiction and 11 of top 20 are mysteries.  Mysteries and crime novels consistently dominate the bestsellers lists in both the US and Britain. What draws us to these tales of murder and mayhem? Why do we stay up late at night reading about violence and vengeance?

Because they are fun. Mysteries are the guilty pleasure of the intellectual. They are puzzles of logic. When Sherlock Holmes cries out, ‘the game is afoot,’ he almost means it literally. For if the classic mystery – the traditional mystery – is a contest between the intelligent sleuth and the clever villain, it is also a duel between the skillful writer and the astute reader, who delights in trying to solve the puzzle along with – and possibly before – the detective. The paradox is that if the reader does, indeed, discover ‘whodunnit’ early on, the game is spoiled. The alert reader far more wishes to be surprised and fooled at the end, and yet find delight in seeing how the outcome was inevitable. This is only possible if the writer has ‘played fair’ with the ‘rules of the game,’ in which the reader can detect along with the detective – and still be assured that the detective will be more clever than the reader.
  
In Britain, Monsignor Ronald Knox had set out in 1928 the "10 Commandments of Detection," contending, for example,  that the criminal must be mentioned early on, the supernatural must be ruled out, the detective himself must not commit the crime, and "no accident must ever help the detective, not must he ever have an unaccountable intuition which proves to be right." American SS Van Dine offered 20 rules that same year, insisting, for example, that the reader must have equal opportunity with the detective for solving the mystery with all clues plainly described. “There simply must be a corpse and the deader the better”, and “there must be no love interest”. Dorothy Sayers believed the same thing but fell in love with Lord Peter Whimsey and married him by proxy via Harriet Vane. The Detection Club, which formed shortly afterwards in 1930, asked members (such as Sayers) to swear an oath on Eric the Skull (all in good fun): "Do you swear solemnly never to conceal a clue from the reader?" Members also promised to honor the King's English, use legitimate detection methods in stories, and refrain from stealing other writers' plots, although collaboration was encouraged. Two of the greatest collaborators in the genre – Manfred Lee and Frederick Dannay, the cousins who comprised “Ellery Queen,” regularly issued ‘A Challenge to the Reader” near the end of Queen novels, saying that the reader now had all the clues necessary for solving the puzzle. Queen began his – I mean their – writing career by entering one of the many detective fiction contests of the period, and always saw the detective story as a contest between the writer and the reader.

Some of this rule-making - and breaking - became quite complex. Christie, especially, played with the "rules" as a way to outsmart readers. It was a matter of "you think that I think that you think I think this, so I won't - or will - in order to outwit you." She did things like exonerate a suspect in a trial only to prove he was guilty all along, employed double disguises, broke the convention of "the least likely suspect" in Murder on the Orient Express, and committed the unforgivable sin in The Murder of Roger Akroyd. I should probably not say here what she did with those two books. It would spoil the fun.

Books of this period sometimes looked like games: they included lists of characters, maps of houses, gardens and room layouts, all part of the game. Some included physical clues – matchsticks, coins or facsimiles of letters. One of my favorites is the "sealed mystery" - the last chapter was sealed with an onionskin wrapper. If you returned the book with the wrapper uncut (because you figured out the mystery or gave up trying), you'd get a refund. Small wonder that Parker Brothers launched the board game “Clue” at about this time. The newspapers were full of crossword puzzles and other word games. Edgar Allan Poe, who practically invented the detective story, also produced scores of crossword puzzles, secret codes and other games of logic. One might argue that his first detective story is a kind of game; He begins it with a long essay on ‘ratiocination,’ the art of logic and deduction, and the story is, in some ways, an illustration of his argument in the form of a locked-room puzzle.

But mysteries aren’t only about the puzzles, they are about the people who solve them. Mysteries allow readers to spend time in the detective’s gumshoes for a while.  Along with our favorite sleuth, we get to outwit the killer with our friend within a few hours of reading. From the security of our armchair, bed or tub, we get to be brave and clever for a while. And if it is a character in a series, then we welcome them as friends into our lives a few times and get to know them better than our own families.

A peculiar thing about the genre is that, while usually driven by a crime to be solved – a puzzle – and therefore plot-oriented, it’s the people we remember more than the plots: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin, Inspector Maigret, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade,  Hercule Poirot, Lord Peter, Steve Carella, Dave Robichaux, VI Warshawski, Kinsey Millhone, Miss Marple, - well, the list is long. For each sub-genre – the cozy, the amateur sleuth, the police prodedural, the Private Eye, the historical, among others – there is a kind of character that affords a particular insight or comfort for readers.


For example, readers of the ‘cozy,’ where the violence is offstage and the sleuth often quirky or an outright amateur, the battle of wits with the villain is won by a person much like the reader. There is the subtle reassurance of St Paul’s dictum in I Corinthians 1 that ‘God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to put to shame the things that are mighty.”

In the police procedural, readers meet the hardworking middle-class and working class joes who do their job under stress. The police novel is, some say, the literature of the proletariat, celebrating duty in one’s work. Readers find special delight in the rumpled rain-coated Columbo asking just one more question of the elitist, wealthy killer who truly believes he’s gotten away with murder.

One more example: in the PI or hard-boiled story, as in ‘The Maltese Falcon”, readers encounter another kind of  working-class hero who must work for a living and take lousy, dangerous jobs to make ends meet. He is, in the words of the character Race Williams, "a middleman, just a halfway house between the cops and the crooks." Because of this, the hero is often isolated, lonely, and cynical. He is idealistic and a bit sentimental, a tough guy with a noble heart. He’s an urban counterpart of the lone cowboy in The Western who is good with a gun and, like a mounted knight, upholds a code of justice and chivalry. As Raymond Chandler put it famously in his essay, “The Simple Art of Murder,” “Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He must be…a man of honor – by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it.’

The ‘noir’ story may be a game like other detective stories, but it is a rough game.

If even the serious crime novel is a form of game, there’s another reason we play it. One writer put it this way: ‘When we look at clues and details about murder, we get to be a four-year-old playing with rubber dinosaurs: the game is enjoyable because we control what might otherwise give us nightmares.”

It is small wonder that the detective novel emerged in the Victorian Age when the murder rate was twice what it is now .  People wanted some assurance that the police could do their job and keep respectable citizens safe. The books did that. They still do.

Murder mysteries are the modern form of the medieval morality play, where the sleuth is Everyman who works against time, big money, a determined antagonist, daunting odds and his own flaws to expose evil, stop the bad guy and restore the balance of justice. At the end, readers who identify with the successful hero or heroine feel a little better about the world and about themselves. A critic might say that mystery novels are escapist, since they offer a fantasy world in which justice prevails, right always wins over wrong, and love finds a way. But what's wrong with that? That's healing. The odd thing is that we can escape reality and face it at the same time.

That’s because, with mysteries so close to the barest human desires and fears, they have a built-in opportunity to explore life's higher mysteries: love and power, guilt and innocence, good and evil, the mystery of undeserved suffering.  


All literature tries to make meaning out of the frightfully short dash between our birthdate and departure date on our tombstones. Mysteries, dealing so openly with the reality of death, do this well.

It was Aristotle who defined what good literature ought to do, and as it turns out, mysteries do it best.

The best stories, Aristotle said, advance through a series of discoveries – recognitions and subsequent reversals – and this is what occurs in a mystery whenever the detective discovers a clue, a new suspect, an alibi that checks out or doesn’t, or another body – usually the lead suspect. This results in a reversal – a change in direction, a setback, a gap between expectations and results, a new plan of action. The reversals and the setbacks raise the stakes, the danger, and make the protagonist suffer. So our detective endures criticism, failure, false leads, isolation, and the threat of being killed by the desperate villain who cannot bear to be exposed.  The ending must be inevitable, but it cannot be predictable, Aristotle says – it must be a surprise. And this is exactly what happens in a mystery where the puzzle pieces fall into place perfectly at the end, and the reader is delightfully fooled.


Aristotle’s favorite story, after all, was a mystery - Oedipus Rex, in which the sleuth who investigates relentlessly discovers that, ironically, he is the villain.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Behold a White Horse

"Then I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True." Rev 19:11

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Actor or Role?

Is it the Actor or the Role?


By Kathleen Kaska



Is stepping into the role of Sherlock Holmes as easy as a pair of Persian slippers? Do actors find themselves possessed by the Great Detective as soon as they pick up a script? I’m not sure, but every actor who has played Holmes has won me over—from John Barrymore in the 1922 silent film, to those in later films such as Basil Rathbone, Christopher Plummer or Roger Moore. Even George C. Scott, as a delusional millionaire who thinks he is Sherlock, did a convincing job. And of course, who wouldn’t believe that Jeremy Brett was the one and only, the real Holmes? He was my favorite. But then Robert Downey, Jr. put on the deerstalker cap, stuck a pipe between his teeth, and he became my favorite.

Nonetheless, when I saw a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch in an article announcing his portrayal of Holmes in a new BBC series, his short blonde locks and turned up nose elicited a loud “No way!” After a good friend twisted my arm, I went ahead and ordered the first episodic DVDs, but it was still weeks before I finally slid them into my laptop. They are set in current times and Cumberbatch’s Holmes has taken arrogance, obsession, and self-centeredness to the extreme. I was hooked within five minutes of the very first episode, “A Study in Pink.”

When the 2012 season’s episodes aired, I was on the road and not able to catch the three new and much anticipated offerings, “A Scandal in Belgravia,” “The Hounds of the Baskerville,” and “The Reichenbach Fall.” Waiting till May for the DVDs to be available is like watching a cheesecake in my fridge.

And Benedict Cumberbath? He’s good, he’s convincing; and oh yeah, and now he’s my favorite. How long will that last? Well, I don’t know. But I see a face or two—Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp. Sure, they can do it. Uh oh . . . I’m hearing a voice; an accent. It’s Spanish. Antonio Banderas! Well, why not?



Kathleen Kaska’s The Sherlock Holmes Triviography and Quiz Book features hundreds of trivia about the world's most famous detective, answering such questions as whether or not Sherlock Holmes ever uttered the phrase "Elementary, my dear Watson". Kathleen draws upon the entire Sherlock Holmes canon, plus the hundreds of films and thousands of radio and television programs that featured the detective and his inimitable partner, Dr. Watson. The Sherlock Holmes Triviography and Quiz Book is enhanced with 75 separate quizzes, asking probing, intriguing, fun questions related to all of Conan Doyle's 56 stories and four novels.

Also look for Kathleen’s other two trivia book: The Agatha Christie Triviography and Quiz Book and The Alfred Hitchcock Triviography and Quiz Book. All three have been reissued by LL-Publications.