Tuesday, May 13, 2008

My Favorite Teacher


And lo, when he was seated upon the mount with his disciples, he spake unto them, saying, "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they shall - yes, Peter?"


"Do we have to know this?"


"Well, I - yes, Andrew?"


"Will this be on the test?"


"Um, I think - James, where have you been?"


"I have family issues. Did I miss anything? Can I get extra credit?"


Jesus wept.


(Alright, I got this from somewhere else but so long ago I forget where.)

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